update

WOW -- to d*mn addicting, won't keep it, but it is fun
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son: mom my back hurts
mom: well quit sitting like that
son: that's not it
mom: then what is it?
son: i swallowed a toy
mom: what?
son: you know those plastic things that came in the 'shoots and ladder game' i was chewing on one of those and i swallowed it, that's why my back hurts
mom: deep sigh, no it isn't why your back hurts n0w sit up straight, and the toy will come out the other end
son: yuck!
(reality better then fiction :)
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i'm sitting in the living room nursing the baby, ds is down stairs, dd is outside, dh is at the kitchen counter making dinner, when suddenly there is a bang like a bag exploding, and rice falling all over the floor

dh looks at me, as if to ask what was that?
then he goes to check it out

the glass shower door had exploded in about a billion pieces and they were slowly falling on the floor --- how the hell am i gonna fix it and pay for it?
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